Insurance Premiums Will Decrease by 3000%?

When I heard Obama tell a group of two hundred health care reform supporters in Strongsville, Ohio yesterday that employer health insurance premiums were going to decrease by 3000%, I was stoked.

I said to myself, “Self…if employer premiums are going to decrease by 3000%, mine might too.”

I quickly went to the Internet and pulled up a Retail Markdown calculator to see just how much money my insurance company was going to PAY ME to have their health insurance plan.

Imagine my glee when I discovered that American Family Insurance was going to be paying me $5,350/month or $64,200/year just to use their insurance plan. Finally…my lifelong goal of retiring is just a few votes and a pen stroke away. Please, Congress, pass this bill quickly. The beaches of Cancun are beckoning to me.

I immediately got on the telephone to inform my insurance agent that after Obama Care passes her company was going to be paying me to be a customer of theirs. I told her I couldn’t wait to get my first check, and by the way, when would that happen? I need to start making airline and hotel reservations.

We both had a good laugh over that one.

Is he really that dumb? Does he even stop and think before he speaks? Yep, we’ve got a real intelligent one leading this country now…and the left poked fun at Bush?

I tell you, Obama and his cohorts in the Congress will say and do anything just to get their monstrosity passed.

God help us all!!!!